My parents need to learn to think before they speak...

[kato]

 

Me and my mom have weird conversations. Mostly concerning internet culture.

Her: Who's that?
Me: Rick Astley.
Her: Who?
Me: Rick Astley.
Her: I don't know who Rick Assley is.
Me: Rick Astley. A-S-T.

Course, she has weird conversations with my dad too.
Like...

Him: I'm gonna shit on you!
Me (thinking): What the hell is he saying to my mom?
Him, right afterwards: Did I say sit or shit?

And...

Her: *screams*
Him: (weird noise) You trying to knock off my winker?!
Her: I didn't touch your winker!