Zeus always causes more drama than he can handle. I always thought he'd sit back and laugh as Hera would duke it out with the chicks he hit on. With popcorn.
Note: Neither of these quotes are mine. I just happened to like them.
Can I never play an online game using a female avatar without getting hit on?! Dear lord, if this weren't a game overly stuffed with fourteen year old boys with no girlfriend other than their HAND, I'd be worried about you! And now, I'm worried about ME, just for playing this game! Can't I just, oh, I don't know, PLAY!? It's a -game-, quit trying to pick up people when you haven't talked to them longer than five seconds and all you've said is 'PLZ PLZ PLZ BE MY GIRLFRIEND'!
Absolutely no love, me.
I KNOW my gloves are pretty. I bought them for that exact reason! And I'm not willing to part with them, no matter how much you beg and offer to be my girl-slave! I'm not interested! Leave me the fuck alone!
Again, no love, me.