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[kato]

 

Me: I'M SERIOUSLY STARTING TO HATE AYA HIRANO JUST FOR HARUHI AND LUCKY STAR. THE MUSIC, I MEAN. WHICH IS SAD. SHE WAS MISA.
Friend: XD
Me: THEN AGAIN, MISA WAS KIND OF A WHORE.
Friend: DURH
Me: YOU KNOW SHE WAS DON'T DENY IT.
Friend: SHE ONLY HAD A FEW EPISODES OF REAL PURPOSE
Me: LIKE "DO YOU THINK KIRA KNOWS? HOW TO K-I-L-L A SHINIGAMI?" THAT WAS HER ONLY GOOD ARC. OTHER THAN THAT IT WAS "OMG KIRA", "ILU SO MUCH LIGHT", AND "RYUUZAKI YOU'RE WEIRD."
Friend: And her in new outfits constantly FANSERVICE
Me: OH NO KIDDING. THOUGH IT KIND OF FELL APART AS A SERIES AFTER MISA SHOWED UP. ...MISA IS AIDS.
Friend: AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS
Me: YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE. SHE WENT AROUND AND SOMEHOW GOT AIDS. THEN FUCKED UP THE WHOLE CAST. PURPOSELY. LIKE THAT ONE DUDE DID. (HE GOT CHARGED WITH MURDER.) (LOL)
Friend: SHE HAD SOME OKAY MOMENTS WHEN SHE WAS ACTUALLY USEFUL
Me: LIKE WHEN!?
Friend: BUT SHE FUCKED THAT UP
Me: PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
Friend: WHEN LIGHT WAS USING HER
Me: PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN. LOL IT NEVER HAPPENED.
Friend: BUT SHE SCREWED HIM OVER WITH THE FINGER PRINT THING ON THE ENVELOPES
Me: IF MISA WAS USEFUL AT ALL IT WAS AS THE CAST BICYCLE. YOU KNOW. EVERYONE GETS A RIDE.
Friend: LAAAAWLS GOOD ONE
Me: YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE.TO BORROW A QUOTE FROM MEAN GIRLS... "BOO, YOU WHORE."

 Part two!
 

 

Me: *giggles* OH GOD. CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOLATE!
Friend: CHOOOOCOOOLATE!
Me: DID YOU SAY CHOCOLATE?! CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOLATE!!!! This fic needs to happen. NOW. WRITE IT BITCH.
Friend: LAWLS Chocolate man and Misa?
Me: No, Misa attempting to seduce Mello.
Friend: Ah
Me: Make it because Light asked her to. (that's completely plausible.)
Friend: Absolutely you cant go against that
Me: Make her reminisce about all the other people Light asked her to do. Like how good or bad they were. OH GOD MISA AND WATARI. *sound of flesh meeting hard plastic. Hard. Repeatedly*
Friend: EWWWW EW OH GAWD MY MIND
Me: MINE TOO. I'D OFFER BRAIN-BLEACH BUT I NEED IT ALL.