Me: HOW CAN UTENA BE STRAIGHT, FEMME, BUTCH, AND A LESBIAN AT THE SAME TIME FFFFFFFFFF CONFUSED Friend: SHE IS OBVIOUSLY A SUPERHERO Me: CLEARLY SHE'S A PIME TARADOX AND WILL SOON EITHER IMPLODE, EXPLODE, OR TURN INTO A CAR. Friend: OOH OOH I BET IT'S THE THIRD ONE