'I would like to talk to you about God.'
'Sure! Let me go put away my stupid people beating object first!'
'Oh, whoops, sorry, you misunderstood. I put that away in the skull of the nearest stupid person. It's why I'm never allowed back into Washington, D.C.'
'Oh, no, actually, everybody was okay. I just stood there for a couple hours, trembling. I couldn't pick one!'
'Officer, this kid...she's been here for a while...'
'Nothing I can do ma'am. There's no law against standing, breathing, shaking, and glancing around frantically. Or holding a bat. I'm sorry.'